1. 15:36 23rd Jan 2012

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    Reblogged from dannielle

    dannielle:

    hemilyellen:

    thedailywhat:

    Sick Sneezing Skills of the Day: When Andy Warhol said everyone gets 15 minutes of fame, he wasn’t kidding.

    Case in point: Open-Eyed Sneeze Girl.

    OH MY GOD!.  Also, I’m at work watching youtube videos of girls making themselves sneeze with their eyes open.  Somebody’s having a Monday. 

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAH O HAHAHAHHHAL

    is there anything better than the innanet? no.

    (Source: justinrecio)

     
  2. I just asked my dachshund if he would like to join me and my other dachshund in the loft to watch an episode of real housewives. Like, a therapist couldn’t even touch this. 

     
  3. 13:28 27th Oct 2011

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    Reblogged from molls

    i love barnes & noble so hard too. i feel you, ladiez. 

    i love barnes & noble so hard too. i feel you, ladiez. 

    (Source: american-ratchet)

     
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    My animal is the fiercest. He don’t care. 

    My animal is the fiercest. He don’t care. 

     
  5. 15:26

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    Reblogged from finlife

    finlife:

annnddd im ded.

You could taxidermy this and put it on my mantle for sure. 
I like to play around. I don’t even have a mantle. 

    finlife:

    annnddd im ded.

    You could taxidermy this and put it on my mantle for sure. 

    I like to play around. I don’t even have a mantle. 

     
  6. The most fun you guys will ever have, ever.

    My full-time friend and part-time video store rental girl, Jordan, introduced me to some site with this little game. Come up with plots to romantic comedies. If you’re witty and stuff, you might make each other laugh. Here are the ones I have tweeted so far: 

    she was an archaeologist and he was dead.

    he was a boy and he… was a boy.

    he was an architect and she got arrested for blowing up hot dog stands.

    she had very curly hair and he made mountains out of molehills.

    she went to college and he went to jail.

    he was a dog breeder and she was a big michael vick fan.

    she was a school teacher and he was in love with… children.

    she was cliche and he killed two birds with one stone.

    he was a lawyer and she threw up on him.

    she had really cute dimples and he had aids.

    she was gay and he was, like, the happiest guy around.

    she was michele bachmann and he was the devil.